Slate: You Have a New Memory

Slate: You Have a New Memory. “You’re reading this on the internet, most likely because some news aggregator or social media platform knows you’re anxious about news aggregators and the internet and how much time you spend on your phone, and it’s pushing that at you, since, as advanced as it is, it doesn’t yet do irony.” Yuck, no, you turned up in a Google Alert. Ew.